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PEOPLE
China Removes Term Limits, Allowing Xi Jinping to Serve for Life
“Now we can redecorate,” says Mrs. Jinping.
Interior's Zinke Tells Astonished
Senate Panel He Never Took
Private Jets Because Ones He
Flew on “Have Propellers”

Senators don't press him, fearful of what he might say next.
 
BUSINESS
Wall Street Journal: Wells Fargo Paid CEO Timothy Sloan $17.4 Million Last Year
One dollar for every customer he cheated.
Disneyland: “Happiest Place on Earth” Raises Prices
Needed to cover park employees' psychiatric counseling.
MEDIA
Fox Airs Controversial O.J.
Simpson Interview, Based on
His Book, If I Did It

Plans similar interview with President Trump about Russian collusion.
 
SCIENCE
Studies: Incompetent Men More Often Seen as Leaders Than Competent Women
Study based on results of last election.
 
Under Development: Space Harpoon to Capture Space Junk
And bring it back to be buried in a landfill.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: When You Drink Bottled Water You're Drinking Small Amounts of Plastic
Which can be recycled from your urine and turned into another plastic bottle.

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