| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Test Launch
of Space X's Falcon Heavy Rocket Will Send
Elon Musk's Tesla Into Space
In the meantime, he's driving a loaner. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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U.S. Drops to 8th Among
“Best Countries Overall”
Still ahead of many shitholes. |
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British Group Disbands One Day After
Report Reveals Men at Charity Event
Groped, Harassed, Propositioned Women
Hired as Servers
Closing its doors for good: The When She
Says No She Means Maybe Association. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| We mistakenly reported
that the Trump Administration was ending
protected status for 800,000 Dreamers,
200,000 Salvadorans, 60,000 Haitians,
and 50,000 Irish, all here illegally.
The illegal Irish immigrants were not
included in the termination orders. We
apologize for any confusion. |
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| FEATURE |
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| How much money did
the U.S. pharmaceutical industry spend on ads for
prescription drugs in 2016? |
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A ) |
$640,000 |
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B ) |
$6,400,000 |
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C ) |
$64,000,000 |
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D ) |
$640,000,000 |
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E ) |
$6,400,000,000 |
| Hint: if you have trouble
processing these numbers, we have a pill for that. |
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| RELIGION |
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Evangelicals Give Trump “Mulligan”
on Alleged Affair
Trump tweets thanks, starts another affair. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Last Known
U.S. Slave Ship Found
Trump administration will restore it,
put it back into service. |
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