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PEOPLE
Report: First Lady Living in Nearby Hotel Since Affair Revelations
Now fears manager of Motel 6 will out her to ICE agents.
Russia: Putin Opposition Leader Jailed Two Months Before Elections
In U.S., Oprah, Joe Biden, and The Rock are all detained.
 
BUSINESS
Bank of America Will Get $2.7
Billion in 2018 Tax Cuts, Share
5% With Workers

Who will spend it on sprucing up their cubicles.
Another Government Shutdown Looms Next Week
And every three weeks after that.
Billionaire Saudi Prince Freed After 2 Months Detention in Riyadh Ritz-Carlton
Owes $33.6 million in minibar charges.
SCIENCE
Nobody Wins $20 Million
Google Challenge to Privately
Place Craft on Moon

Spending a billion dollars to win twenty million didn't attract enough entrepreneurs.
Hops, Main Ingredient in Beer, Successfully Grown in
Simulated Martian Soil

A deep, dark, hardy craft beer from Mars “would sell out in a second,” say beer experts.
 
China: First Monkeys Cloned
Researchers hope it leads to a barrel of monkeys.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in a story about Rorschach tests, we identified this as an inkblot. In fact, it is a congressional district in Pennsylvania. We regret the error.

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