POLITICS |
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Alabama Senate Race Too
Close to Call
Depends on how many Roy Moore supporters
(above) show up at the polls. |
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LEXICOGRAPHY |
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Dictionary.com Picks Complicity
as Word of Year
Says next year's word will be accessory. |
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FACTOID |
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World Produces More Than 3.5 Million
Tons of Garbage a Day
Not including GOP tax plan. |
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TRAVEL |
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Glitch Leaves Thousands of
American Airlines Flights
Without Pilots
As compensation, passengers eligible for two free
drinks on all pilotless flights. |
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ANALYSIS |
As GOP Tax Bill Heads to
Oval Office, Trump Has Several Options for
Signing Statement: |
1 ) | Just a shame
Pocahontas voted against it. |
2 ) | Too bad NFL
players still taking a knee, we should be giving them a
knee in the you-know-what. |
3 ) | Great victory
for America, another loss for Hillary. Lock her up, already! |
4 ) | Now let's
help our weak ally who can't even take out Muslims
who attacked crippled Dutch boy. |
5 ) | Even little
Marco raised his tiny hand to vote for it. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Barbie Officially
Comes Out for LGBTQ Community
Barbie's Gender Neutral Restrooms sold separately. |
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