| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Airbnb Renting
Trump's Childhood Home
Which he claims he built himself. |
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Study: American English Has Influenced
How British English Spoken Around World
You got a problem with that? |
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 Inflatable
Trump-Like Chicken Hovers Next to White House
A gift from Kim Jong-un. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Clothing Company
Debuts New Line With Rebranded Swastika
Part of “Peace, Love, Hate” Collection. |
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| FEATURE |
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Trump Administration
Outgoing Message of the Week
“You have reached the Department of Energy.
Listen carefully, we have changed our menu. No
officials are available to take your call. If
you are calling to report a malfunction with a
nuclear missile, press two and leave a message
of no more than 30 Seconds. If you are calling
to report a problem with radioactive waste
spilling out of containers into the groundwater
and headed for a major river which provides
drinking water for more than 100,000 people,
press three and leave a message of not more
than 20 seconds. Thank you, and have a wonderful
day.” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Walmart Apologizes
for Selling Guns Under Back to School Sign
And for selling notebooks, rulers, pencils under
Guns and Ammo. |
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