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MEDIA
Poll Reveals Public's Least Trusted, Most Trusted News Sources
Unfortunately, public only pays attention to least trusted.
 
BUSINESS
Dow Soars as Companies Buy Back Own Stock, Artificially Inflate Price, Increase CEO Bonuses
Experts say this can continue forever with no downside.
Report: Hyperloop's New York-
to-San Francisco Time of 30
Minutes No Faster Than Today's Average Commute

But, instead of sitting in traffic, you can relax, snugly strapped down inside a capsule whizzing through a pneumatic tube at Mach One.
 
REAL ESTATE
Bel Air: Chartwell Estate Listed for Record $350 Million
Features eighteen bedrooms, fifteen bathrooms, eleven fireplaces, and $300 million hidden somewhere on the property.
SCIENCE
Saturn Moon Has Some Essential Ingredients for Life
Great WiFi, for one.
Breakthrough Promises Pig-to-
Human Transplants by 2020

Some call it “greatest thing since sliced bacon.”
 
Scientists Create First Mutant Ants
Now hurriedly work to create first mutant ant spray.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
New York Scientist Makes
Controversial Claim Salt
Can Make Us Healthier

When rimming the lip of a margarita, he later qualifies.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Good News: Climate Change
No Longer Exists

Bad news: it no longer exists as a term used by the Trump Administration.

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