PEOPLE |
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O.J. Granted Parole
He can resume hunt for wife's killer. |
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Trump: If I Knew Sessions
Was Going to Recuse Himself,
I Wouldn't Have Hired Him
If I knew Don Jr was going to be such
a jerk, I wouldn't have had kids. |
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BUSINESS |
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Rising Temperatures Forcing
Airlines to Ground More Flights
Steamed passengers will fume, tempers will
flare, boil over. |
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Amazon, Partnering With Sears,
Will Offer Kenmore Products
Now you can have faster, more reliable
delivery of appliances that don't work. |
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White House
Celebrates Made in America Week
Highlights products made here, like baseball bats,
orange hair coloring, and tractors (not shown). |
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SCIENCE |
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Rep. Rohrabacher Asks
Slack-Jawed Scientist if There Once
Was a Civilization on Mars
Then asks if they came here needing women. |
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Study: Earth Faces Biggest
Mass Extinction Since Dinosaurs
Only tardigrades, cockroaches and Koch
Brothers expected to survive. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Many Americans Starting to
Question Trump's Mental Health
Many foreigners starting to question
American electorate's mental health. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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Report: Most of the 8.3 Billion
Metric Tons of Plastic Made Ends
Up in Landfills or the Ocean
So your metric ton of plastic won't make
much of a difference. |
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