MISCELLANEOUS |
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New Documentary
Claims Amelia Earhart Survived Plane Crash
And went on to successful career as Amelia
Earhart impersonator. |
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Computer Algorithm Produces Poetry
That Fools People Into Thinking It's Written
by Humans
In separate test, poetry written by humans fools
computer into thinking it's written by an an
algorithm. |
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SPORTS |
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Major League Baseball: Record
Number of Home Runs Raises
Charge of Juiced Ball
Calls grow for 90-day suspension for any ball caught cheating. |
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Amidst Ratings Slide, ESPN
Releases Wildly Popular Body Issue
Network mulling all-naked sports network. |
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Trump returned from the G-20 Summit
in triumph because: |
A ) | He totally
charmed all other leaders there. |
B ) | Angela
Merkel did not slap him upside the head. |
C ) | He seized
another opportunity to insult Mexico. |
D ) | His bromance
with Putin is back on track. |
Hint: Close friends of the couple
say it never left the track. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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Trump Announces He'll Team Up
With Putin to Fight Cyber Hacking
Later says he'll partner with Kim Jong-un to
fight nuclear proliferation. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Paris: Gaudy
Fashion Show Features Giant Replica of Eiffel
Tower
It's twice the size of the original. |
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