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 Stephen Hawking Warns
Trump Could “Push the Earth Over the Brink”
Trump warns Hawking he'll “push him off a bridge.” |
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| MEDIA |
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Report: Networks Purposely
Misspell Shows' Names to Fool
Nielsen's Tracking Software
Explains why “Focks and Friends”
has been on so long. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Supreme Court to Hear Cake
Case, Which Could Legalize Discrimination
As long as it's based on sincerely held religious beliefs. |
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 New Apple
Headquarters Finally Open
Move from cramped garage now complete. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Stanford Professor: Within 30 Years
We'll No Longer Use Sex to Procreate
Only to make a living. |
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 Tests Reveal
Mars Covered in Toxic
Chemicals Deadly to Living Organisms
Toxic Chemical Industry spokesperson:
“We can't wait to get there.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Women Who Have Sex on
Regular Basis Live Longer
According to the Guys Institute. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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 Russian Jeweler
Offering Gold-Plated Fidget Spinner for $16,700
Putin gave one, equipped with a microphone, to Trump. |
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