| MISCELLANEOUS |
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"Huge," "Fantastic," "Sad,"
Most-Used Words by President
When describing women. |
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 Steve Bannon
Inadvertently Reveals His Whiteboard in Photo
On it is written, “Attack the press,
Get rid of civil rights,
Delegitimize Congress,
Start War,
Declare National Emergency,
Suspend the Constitution,
Make Trump President-for Life.” |
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| MEDIA |
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Sinclair Broadcast Group Adding
Stations to Form Network More Conservative
Than Fox News
One so extreme and far to the right it
will be too ridiculous to parody. |
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| SPORTS |
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Boston: Red Sox Fans Hurl
Racist Taunts at Baltimore
Orioles Outfielder
A small, vocal group of 23,478 is ejected. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What is this: |
| Kentucky | Missouri |
| West Virginia | Louisiana |
| Mississippi | Tennessee |
| Oklahoma | |
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| A ) | States with the highest rates of smoking. |
| B ) | States with the highest rates of obesity. |
| C ) | States that voted for Trump by huge margins. |
| D ) | States that will suffer most from Trumpcare. |
| Hint: you may choose all four. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Tightly Guarded
“Nuclear Football” Travels
With President Trump at All Times
Contains nuclear codes, golf balls, gloves, tees. |
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