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PEOPLE
First 100 Days: Trump Lists His Major Achievement
“Shot a 74 at Doral.”
Trump's Army Secretary Pick, Mark Green, Withdraws Name From Consideration
After subjecting himself to extreme vetting.
 
BUSINESS
Economists Wonder: Is
This “Late Capitalism”?

Or “Early Kingdom of the Visigoths”.
Infosys, Indian Outsourcing Firm, to Create 10,000 U.S. Jobs
It will set up technical help lines Indian consumers can call to get help with their American-made products.
American Announces It's Adding Seats, Reducing Space on All New Planes
New slogan: “Sit still and shut up.”
SCIENCE
Hawking: We Have Just 100, Not 1000 Years to Avoid Extinction
Revises warning immediately after hearing Trump's inaugural address.
Study: Our Brains React to Music Same as Sex, Drugs
The better it is, the more we like it.
 
Hubble Astronomers: Universe Contains Estimated Two Trillion Galaxies
International Galaxy Registry reports slight uptick in demand.
 
ENVIRONMENT
European Countries Urge Trump Not to Opt Out of Paris Climate Accord
He claims smog is a hoax started by the Chinese.

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