| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Emergency
Forces First Withdrawal From “Doomsday”
Global Seed Vault in Arctic Circle
The Pittsburgh Pirates ran out of sunflower seeds. |
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Report: White House Aides Can't
Figure Out Light Switches
Unable to install The Clapper in Lincoln Bedroom. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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 New Video
Game Based on Thoreau's Walden Hopes to
Instill Love of Natural World
You contemplatively wander the woods around
Walden Pond, take notes, observe nature,
and dismember zombies whenever they appear. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which of the following
used the phrase “enemy of the people” to silence critics? |
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A ) |
Lenin |
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B ) |
Stalin |
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C ) |
Mao |
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D ) |
Trump |
| Hint: a blindfolded
monkey throwing darts couldn't get this one wrong. |
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| FACTOID |
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Report: West Palm Beach Has
Same Crime Rate as Chicago
Fortunately for the Trumps, Mar-a-Lago
is several blocks from there. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Project
Underway to Bring Back Woolly Mammoths
And the circus. |
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