| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Humans
Successfully Play Video Games Based on
Signals Sent Directly to Their Brains
And they're billed the same way. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: More School Increases
Risk of Nearsightedness
Save your eyes — ditch school! |
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| NEW WORD OF THE DAY |
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NOUN:
stanandolliegarchy
(stan-and-ollie-gar-chy)
a country governed by a couple of bumbling
billionaires. |
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| SPORTS |
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Drug Tests Ordered for Every
Russian Athlete in Last Two Olympics
Labs hope to find just one clean Russian
athlete to compete in 2020. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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CIA Assessment: Russia
Tried to Help Trump Win
Leaked incriminating emails, issued fake news
stories, hacked voter registration systems
in Arizona, Illinois, slipped LSD into
Hillary's hot sauce. |
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| As it takes shape, the Trump
Administration most closely resembles: |
| A ) | The Mad Hatter's Tea Party |
| B ) | Sweeney Todd |
| C ) | Pirates of the Caribbean |
| Hint: Avast, maties! |
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| POLITICS |
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House GOP Leaders Split With
Trump Over Trade Wars
Fear import tariffs on products made by
U.S. companies abroad could lead to
massive retaliation, catastrophe, economic
ruin, social collapse, widespread starvation,
and a loss of a couple of seats in the
midterms. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Trump Unveils
Plans for Remodeling White House
Furnishings, workmen already enroute from China. |
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