| MISCELLANEOUS |
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London Plastic Surgeon Reveals
His Composite “Perfect Face”
Offers money-back guarantee he can
make you look exactly like this. |
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Study: Ramen More Valuable Than
Cigarettes Among Prison Inmates
Inmates cite health risks associated with tobacco;
mediocre quality, poor presentation of prison cuisine. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Russian Telescope Detects
Strong Signal From Star With
Planet 95 Light Years Away
Could be intelligent life responding to 95-year-old
transmissions from Earth, or merely a nearby radio
playing oldies. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Georgetown to Offer
Preferential Admission
Status to Descendants of Slaves
Whether or not they can rebound and shoot. |
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| FEATURE |
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| From 2002 to early last year, Boeing's
interceptors of the Ground-Based Midcourse Defense System
(GMD) failed to destroy their test targets in six of eleven tests.
As a result, the Pentagon: |
| A ) | Put the contract out to other bidders. |
| B ) | Penalized Boeing $2 billion. |
| C ) | Rewarded Boeing $2 billion for a job well done. |
| Hint: In the world of defense contracting, nothing succeeds like failure. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 “EpiPen Tycoon”
Computer Game Soars in Popularity
As word spreads that current Mylan CEO grew up
playing it. |
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