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TECHNOLOGY
 
  Inflatable Space Station Could
Launch in 2020

Perfect for kids' parties, it's being hailed as “bounce house of the future.”
Most Smartphones Respond to “I Was Raped” with, “I Don’t Understand”
Older models ask, “What were you wearing?”
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Ivana Trump Backs Immigrants,
Because if Not for Them, “Who’s
Going to Vacuum Our Living
Rooms and Clean Up After Us?”

Clarification: that was not intended as a joke.
 
SPORTS
Study: Like Business World,
Women Athletes Earn Less
Than 80% of What Men Earn

Even Sports Illustrated swimsuit models earn less than their male counterparts.
Major League Baseball Honors Jackie Robinson
All players wear number 42; fans hurl racial epithets at them.
   What is This?
   A )A chart of countries ranked by quality of pastry.
   B ) A chart of countries ranked by quality of ski jumping.
   C )A chart of countries ranked by quality of beer.
   D )A chart of countries ranked by integrity of elections.
   Hint: Florida.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
First LSD Brain Imaging Study Finds Dissolution of the Ego
As Timothy Leary said, “There's no I in LSD.”

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