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TECHNOLOGY
Google's Self-Driving Cars Causing Problems for California Drivers
They don't know who to yell at.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Mars Rover Image Arouses Speculation
Some think it shows wreckage of small plane, nearby footprints of crash survivor who seeks shelter beneath rocks where he meets alluring young Martian woman with golden hair who sings like an angel.
 
EDUCATION
SAT Scores Drop to Lowest
Level in Decade

Pick the answer that best matches: Teaching to the Test : Learning
A) Sitting at Rest : Exercising
B) Running in Place : Flying
C) Banging Your Head : Scratching
D) Eating Your Hat : Swimming
E) All of the Above
Russia is getting ready to send troops to Syria to support Assad. This is:
A )Bad because we don’t like Assad.
B )Good because we don’t like ISIS.
C )Bad because we’re losing influence in the region.
D ) Good because we’re losing influence in the region.
Hint: Somebody else's quagmire. Hooray!
 
 
VIDEO GAMES
“Slave Tetris“ Withdrawn by Developer
After someone noticed there was such a thing as “Slave Tetris.“
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS
Wooden Figure Discovered in Siberia 100 Years Ago Twice as Old as Stonehenge
It has ties older than Stonehenge.

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