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 Sanders Surges in Polls
Das Kapital tops New York Times best-seller list. |
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| MEDIA |
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Fox: Republican Debate
Limited to Top 10 in Polls
Number 11 will serve as first alternate
should one of the 10 self-combust. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Rumor: Apple May Be Getting Into Automobile
Manufacturing
With Steve Jobs driving your car remotely from the cloud. |
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General Mills Legal Policy Prevents
Customers From Suing Them
Company says savings from not having to hire
lawyers go right back into their products. |
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Chinese E-Commerce Giant Alibaba
Begins Selling Human Sperm Online
You can get it in two days with their version of Prime. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Drug Companies Using Rare
Gene Mutations to Create
Superhuman Drugs
But if you want to fly it's going to cost you. |
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 Mysterious Crop
Circles Appear in Russia, in Same Place They
Appeared Ten Years Ago
Authorities comb area, consult experts,
issue preliminary analysis that it appears
the work of “the same hooligans.” |
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 Discovered, Planet Very
Similar to Earth, Circles
Its Sun Every 385 Days
Their holiday shopping season
twenty days longer than ours. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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One in Five Americans Include
Gluten-Free Food in Their Diet
Other four can't get enough of it, whatever it is. |
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