Ironic Times - Page Three, June 22, 2015<

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CONSUMER NEWS

Inadvertently Deploying Air Bags Still Deploying Inadvertently After Recall Fix
Public urged to keep bringing their cars into dealerships until problem solved, and check out the latest models.

MISCELLANEOUS

Utah University Adds Lane on
Stairs for Texting and Walking
To keep students from bumping into those who are sexting and walking.

TECHNOLOGY

Company That Manages
Passwords Hacked
Customers advised to change their DNA.

SPORTS

Report: St. Louis Cardinals Hacked Houston Astros Database
One's a fastball, two's a curve.

FEATURE

BERNIE SANDERS NAMES HIS CABINET
	Secretary of State Willie Nelson Singer
	Secretary of Defense Jane Fonda Actress

SANDERS NAMES HIS CABINET (cont'd)
	Attorney General Elizabeth Warren US Senator
	Secretary of the Treasury 50 Cent Rapper
	Secretary of the Interior Ben Cohen Ben & Jerry's
	Secretary of Agriculture Jerry Greenfield Ben & Jerry's
	Secretary of Health and Human Services Michael Moore Filmmaker
	Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Magic Johnson Businessman
	Secretary of Transportation Ralph Nader Author
	Secretary of Energy Ed Begley, Jr. Actor
	Secretary of Education Big Bird Muppet
	Secretary of Homeland Security Edward Snowden Whistleblower

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