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TECHNOLOGY
Facebook to Build 1000 Drones to Provide Internet Access
They'll hover above people's homes until they sign up for Facebook.
L.A. Company Developing 760 Miles-Per-Hour Hyperloop
Will go from downtown to beach in 12 seconds.
 
SPORTS
NFL Ends Blackout Rule
Now fans who can't afford a seat can watch the game at a friend's house because they can't afford cable.
MLB: Official Bat Maker Sold to Official Glove Maker
Pitching, defense expected to dominate this year.
NFL Considers Changes to Diminish Kicking Game
One would ban foreigners from ever playing in this country.
According to the Census Bureau, Millennials will surpass Baby Boomers sometime later this year. This means:
A )There will be somebody to keep Social Security solvent, if somebody would get a friggin' job.
B )Nobody will actually talk with anybody they are with physically anymore, because they’re texting somebody somewhere else.
C )A whiny, self-centered generation will be replaced by a different whiny, self-centered generation.
Hint: maybe, “constantly complaining, self-indulgent generation” would be more accurate.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Sons of Confederate Veterans Argue for Right to Specialty License Plate Before Supreme Court
Plaintiffs all in their 150s.

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