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PEOPLE
Richard III Buried
In lieu of flowers, family, friends urged to send donation to Get A Horse Foundation.
 
PUBLISHING
Cover of New Harper Lee Novel Revealed
Fans who loved the dust jacket on To Kill a Mockingbird will love this.
 
BUSINESS
Willie Nelson to Open Chain of Marijuana Stores
IPO could surpass Alibaba.
Jell-O Could Be Dropped
By Merged Kraft-Heinz

Analysts say there just isn't room
for Jell-O.
Burger King to Sell Whopper-Scented Cologne
For the man who just can't have enough dogs around him.
SCIENCE
Report: Human Waste Could Be Mined for Valuable Metals, Minerals
Imagine how different your life would be now had you known this sooner.
Elon Musk: Robots Will Turn People Into Pets
And watch videos of us doing cute things.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Jogging More Than 4 Hours a Week as Bad as No Exercise at All
Surgeon General mulls printed warning on sneakers.
Women Sometimes Fake Orgasm to Enhance Their Own Sexual Enjoyment
Like applauding after a bad movie or cheering when your team loses.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
  Flying Car to Go on Sale in 2017
Self-flying car expected in 2019.

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