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PEOPLE
Charles Manson, 80, to Marry 26-Year-Old Woman
Already, inmates at California's Corcoran State Prison calling it “the wedding of the year.”
 
BUSINESS
Federal Court Overturns Cruise
Ships' Immunity From Suits for
Medical Negligence

Could open floodgates for passengers to sue for unexpected, excessive weight gain.
7 of 30 Largest Corporations
Paid More to Their CEO
Than They Did in Taxes

And they deserved it, for finding ways to not pay taxes.
Airbus Applies to Patent Flying Saucer Plane
Will accommodate up to 180 little green men in business class comfort.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
New Drug, 24 Times More Powerful Than Vicodin, Approved by the FDA
For when you have a really, really bad day.
SCIENCE
Stephen Hawking, Elon Musk Sound Warnings About Artificial Intelligence
“When they become smarter than me we're in trouble,” says Hawking.
 
Scientists Rediscover Long-Ignored Part of Brain Associated With Reading
After somebody read something about it.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Average Student Takes One Bite of Healthy Lunch, Then Tosses Rest Away
Which starving teachers quickly scoop up and eat.
UK: Surgeons Must Publish
Mortality Rates or Face Big Fines

Of course, if you’re botching surgeries right and left, the fine may be the least of your problems.
Obesity Costs $2 Trillion
Worldwide

Mostly in extra spandex.

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