MUSIC |
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New Theory: Bach's Wife Wrote
Some of His Greatest Works
Also wrote jokes for him when he
was called upon to speak. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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Google Programmers Developing
Computer That Can Program Itself
Once it's fully operational, Google
plans to fire its programmers. |
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IBM Supercomputer Watson to Analyze
Every Tweet on Twitter
Looking for clues to meaning of life. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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New Book Calls for Florida, Georgia,
South Carolina to Secede and Form a
Traditional Values Country Called Reagan
A place without taxes or a minimum
wage, and no one mentions AIDS. |
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EDUCATION |
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University of Pennsylvania Offering
Class on Wasting Time on the Internet
It's a required course for those majoring
in Ennui. |
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What does this list represent? |
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United Kingdom |
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Switzerland |
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Sweden |
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Australia |
5. |
Germany |
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The Netherlands |
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New Zealand |
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Norway |
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France |
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Canada |
11. |
U.S. |
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A ) | The top industrialized nations in overall quality of cheese. |
B ) | The top industrialized nations in overall quality of sweaters. |
C ) | The top industrialized nations in overall quality of beer. |
D ) | The top industrialized nations in overall quality of health care. |
Hint: when was the last time you saw a doctor? |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Kim Jong-un
Visits Hello Kitty-Themed Orphanage
He's rumored to possess world's largest collection
of Hello Kitty products. |
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