| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Impossible-To-Lose
Sunglasses Have Chip That Syncs With iPhone App
When iPhone's stolen, thief can easily find you, steal your sunglasses. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Report: Only 40% of 12th Graders
Proficient in Reading
The rest can get by just fine if they
hang out with a reader. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study of Think Tanks Finds They
Lack Transparency
Especially the Opaque Institute. |
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Thirty Retired Generals Urge Obama
to Declassify CIA Torture Report
Want to know if they're in it. |
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 Michigan: Big
Success in War on Drugs
Ninety-year-old sentenced to 3
years for cocaine trafficking. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What is this? |
| A ) | Relative wealth of top .1% in
red and bottom 99.9% in green over the last hundred years. |
| B ) | Number of sightings of UFOs
everywhere in United States in the last decade in green, vs. number of
sightings of UFO’s in red states. |
| C ) | Number of
“Obamacare” mentions on Fox News over the last couple
of months as Obamacare has succeeded (green), vs. number of
“Benghazi” mentions (red). |
| Hint: Did you say, “Obamacare?” Oh look, big shiny balloon! |
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