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PEOPLE
Time's Annual List of 100 Most Influential People Hits Newsstands
Same as last year's except Miley Cyrus replaces Nelson Mandela.
 
MEDIA
Republican Pols, Fox News Hosts Denounce Racist Rant by Rancher
Wonder where he got such crazy ideas.
 
BUSINESS
Study: Low Interest Rates Cost
Savers $758 Billion Since End
Of Great Recession

Neither a borrower nor a lender be, but definitely not a saver.
Claiming an Error, Feds Rescind Approval of Powdered Alcohol Product “Palcohol”
Seemed like a great idea, until they sobered up.
CONSUMER NEWS
Coca-Cola’s Pomegranate Blueberry Juice is 99.4% Apple and Grape Juice
Company offers to rename it “I Can't Believe It's Not Pomegranate Blueberry Juice.”
 
SCIENCE
Poll: Majority of Americans
Doubt Big Bang Started Universe

Contend Multiverse Theory provides superior model.
Breakthrough: Man-Made Diamonds Indistinguishable From Real Ones
If you were thinking about selling your diamonds, now might be a good time.
Report: By 2040, Humans Will Compete With Robots for Jobs
By 2080, humans will compete with humans to get hired by a robot.
 
POLITICS
Rick Perry Hopes Wearing Glasses Makes Him Look More Presidential
And less like an idiot.
 
TRENDS
Cat Café Opens in New York City
Dogs rights group stages bark-in.

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