TECHNOLOGY |
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Ping-Pong-Playing
Robot Can Beat Most Humans
At both ping-pong and chess. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Hollywood Conservative Organization
Granted Tax-Exempt Status
Which means Gary Sinise, Kelsey Grammer, Jon
Voigt and the estate of Andy Devine will all get
handsome refunds this spring. |
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TRAVEL |
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Denver Now Travelers' No. 1 Destination in U.S.
They come for the marijuana, stay for the munchies. |
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SPORTS |
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Los Angeles
Kiss, Rock Group-Owned Arena Football League
Team, Wins First Game
Only two players' tongues injured. |
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FEATURE |
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The real reason Putin has invaded Crimea is: |
A ) | He got up on the wrong side of bed a week ago Friday. |
B ) | Black Sea VacationLand! |
C ) | It was intended as a gesture of
friendship, but something was lost in translation. |
D ) | Curveball informed him that Ukraine has WMD. |
E ) | He’s not a bad kid, just misunderstood. |
Hint: There is no such thing as a bad kid. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Peru: Wild
Celebrations Last Until Dawn
At annual Festival of Cocaine. |
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