| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Saudi Women
Defiantly Drive Cars in Riyadh, Protesting
Country's Ban on Women Drivers
King Abdullah: ban not because they're
women but because they're lousy drivers. |
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| SPORTS |
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Survey: 96% of Pro Football
Fans Have Never Been to a
Pro Football Game
No instant replay. |
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Wall Street Investing in Athletes
You can now risk your life savings on a flaky
lefthander prone to sticking forks in toasters. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 You Can
Get a 3-D Printed Version of Yourself for
$300
For $300 million you can get an army of
3-D printed versions of yourself and RULE
THE WORLD! |
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| It's reported that female terrorist suspect
“The White Widow” struggled to find good
rhymes for her poetry. Which of the
following verses did she actually write? |
| A ) | Violets are blue, roses are red.
If someone annoys you, cut off their head. |
| B ) | When America crashes and
turns into ashes,
Our hearts it will gladden, hooray for bin Laden. |
| C ) | Heaven for martyrs will
hold many joys
When Allah rewards me with six dozen boys. |
| D ) | None of the above. |
| Hint: These rhymes all came rather easily. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Feds Discover
Lengthy Drug Tunnel, Seize
Thousands of Pounds of Pot
But nothing illegal. |
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