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MISCELLANEOUS
Seattle: 20th Annual Hempfest First One Under Legalized Marijuana Laws
Most attendees unaware state had legalized marijuana.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Twitter Being Studied as
Predictor of Future Events

Perhaps we could prevent tens of millions of lame tweets.
Due to Programming Error in 2008, NSA Confused Country Code for Egypt, 20, With Area Code for Washington, D.C., 202
Explaining why they accidentally eavesdropped on entire U.S. government.
Facebook's Zuckerberg Hopes to Make Internet Available to Everyone on Earth
Even those who don't want it.
FEATURE
What’s the latest plan to protect schoolchildren from crazed mass murderers armed with military assault rifles?
A )Secret Service protection for all K-12 kids.
B )Bullet-proof whiteboards.
C )NRA-backed program to arm all schoolchildren.
D )Bill to require background checks on purchases of assault rifles, limit availability of ammunition clips.
Hint: bullet-proof whiteboards is a really innovative idea!
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Viral Pic of Naked Breastfeeding Yoga Mom Draws Sharp Criticism
From just about every group except babies.

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