| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Mario Bros. Rock Opera to Make Its
New York Stage Debut
Producer had hit last year with brooding
two-character drama, Waiting for Pac-Man. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Fewer Law School Grads Finding Jobs,
But Still Have Huge Debt to Pay Off
Class action lawsuit TBA. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Disney/ABC to Shed 175 Jobs
TV news will now be delivered by
animatronic anchormen. |
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Following Complaints, Ford Cuts
Estimated MPG on C-Max Hybrid
Says previous estimate based on downhill mileage. |
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 Monopoly
Empire Replaces Familiar
Properties With Major Corporate
Brand Names
Coming soon: Monopoly Bankrupt
featuring Enron, Pan Am and, instead of
Boardwalk, Lehman Brothers. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Review of 63 Scientific Studies: Atheists
Smarter Than Believers
But, believers say, according to The Bible,
they're smarter. |
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Yawning Contagious Between
Dogs, Owners
And, in rare cases, licking one's genitals. |
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 Astronomers
Discover Planet of Boiling Lava With an
Eight-Hour Year
And lots of hot New Years Eve parties. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Staring at Our Smartphones
Hurts Our Eyesight
Suggests blinking occasionally. |
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Google Glass App Designed to Read Emotions
Wearer can just observe someone and
within seconds see readout flashing “First
Base,” “Second Base,” “Third Base,” or
“Book a Room.” |
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