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POLITICS
GOP Leaders Decide It's Time to Reverse Course
They'll reverse their position on immigration, gays, taxes, abortion and urge fellow Republicans to begin cross-dressing and getting tattoos.
 
FACTOID
Poorest Americans Give 3.2 Percent of Their Income to Charity, Wealthiest Give 1.3%
That's how they got wealthy.
 
TECHNOLOGY
IBM Close to Creating Circuits That Mimic Circuits in Brain
Watch on for first scientist to scream, “It's alive!”
Senators Warn of Domestic Drones' Threat to Privacy
Fear nation's celebrities will be photographed without their consent.
What’s this? $224.M, $238.6 M, $490.6 M, $538.2 M
A )Deficit figures for the last 4 years.
B )Spending last month by Pentagon on useless weaponry.
C )Payments in the State of California alone made to doctors by Merck, GlaxoSmithKline, Eli Lilly, and Pfizer for 2009-2012.
Hint: have a problem? Your doctor has an Rx for that.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  China: Photos of Day-to-Day
Pollution in Tienanmen Square
Has Officials Frantic

They're trying to determine the exact date of that one nice day.

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