| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Google
Introduces Computerized Glasses
They allow you to control virtually every aspect
of your existence while looking
off-puttingly dorky. |
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New Service Will Continue Sending Out
Your Tweets After You Die
To remind people how annoying you were. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Americans Prepare for Last-Minute Sequestration Frenzy
Stock up on earplugs. |
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| ART |
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 First Clothing-Optional
Museum Opens
Fig leaves required in the sculpture garden. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Where is a law moving
ahead which would would imprison a woman for up to six
months for exposing her breasts in public if it’s judged to
be “for the purpose of arousing or gratifying sexual desire”? |
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A ) |
Pakistan |
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B ) |
Saudi Arabia |
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C ) |
North Carolina |
| Hint: Islam is not
widely practiced there. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Virginia
Pizzeria Gives 15% Discount to Armed Patrons
30% if they're armed and dangerous. |
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