| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Pizza Hut
Debuts Its Own Perfume!
Haven't you always wondered what kind
of cologne the pizza delivery guy's
wearing? Now you can smell just like
him, assuming you ordered plain cheese.
And guys love the smell of pizza, which
are just the kind of guys you'll attract. $35,
at Bloomingdale's and all fine perfume
counters. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Congress Bans Use of Word
“Lunatic” in Federal Legislation
Suggests “Santorum” as suitable alternative. |
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| SPORTS |
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Colleges Picked for Bowl Games Reap
Desperately Needed Windfall
Money desperately needed to pay for next year's team. |
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NFL Considers Abolishing Kickoffs
Would replace them with two more commercials. |
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| Berlusconi has announced he will
come out of retirement to run again for a 4th term as
Premier in Italy. He hopes to form a ruling coalition with: |
| A ) | Center-left parties. |
| B ) | Center-right parties. |
| C ) | Bunga Bunga parties. |
| Hint: Italian politics have been pretty dull lately. |
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| RELIGION |
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Mormon Church Says Women's Roles
Aren't Lesser, Just Different
Separate, but equal. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Party Train to
Las Vegas Proposed
Passengers would board in Los Angeles and just
five-and-a-half hours later find themselves sitting
in a Las Vegas jail cell wondering what happened. |
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