| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Chinese Hospitals
Debut Automatic Hands-Free “Sperm Extractors”
for Sperm Donors
One American firm has plans to market them
over here as “love machines.” |
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Maryland County Installs
Cameras to Watch Other Cameras
Which will need to be watched by other cameras. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: People Initially Inclined to Help Strangers,
But Less So More They Think About It
And if they think about it long enough they take stranger's wallet. |
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| LAW |
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Appeals Court Reverses
Donor Disclosure Ruling
“Great victory for American people,” says
spokesman for Shadowy Corporations Owned
by Foreign Billionaires. |
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| The simplest explanation of what's
going on today in Egypt is: |
| A ) | Explosion of
long-suppressed Anti-American sentiment. |
| B ) | Explosion of
long-suppressed religious fundamentalism. |
| C ) | Explosion of
long-suppressed antisemitic fanaticism. |
| D ) | Explosion of
long-suppressed rage at being poor, unemployed, pushed
around by the military. |
| E ) | All of the above. |
| Hint: Things were a lot simpler under Ramses II. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Study: 1 in 10 Pin Numbers “1234”
And now the whole world knows. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL: Replacement Refs
Affecting Las Vegas Odds
Too hard to tell which ones on the take. |
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