| PEOPLE |
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 Monica
Lewinsky Writing Tell-All Memoir for $12
Million
However, it will only cover her years before
she became a White House intern. |
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Romney’s Doctor Says He Seems Younger
Than His Age
And a lot less in touch. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Apple Wants $1 Billion Samsung Fine Tripled
And Samsung CEO paraded through streets in chains. |
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Disneyland to Begin Serving Liquor
Adults will be allowed to purchase alcoholic
beverages during “It's A Small World” ride. |
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Congressional Study: Tax Cuts for Rich
Don’t Spur Growth
Except in Dressage Horse Breeding Sector. |
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 FedEx Profit
Down As Customers Choose Cheaper Rail,
Ship Deliveries Over Air
Or drop it off themselves. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Record High Water Temperature Off
East Coast Reported
This year's lobster catch came pre-boiled. |
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Scientists Find Way to Erase Bad
Memories
They've been hired by Romney campaign. |
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Researchers: Men's Penis
Size Has Shrunk 10% in Last
50 Years Due to Air Pollution
Call your damn congressman and say enough is enough! |
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 Ancient Papyrus
Document Refers to Jesus's Wife
And mentions his mother-in-law. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Life Span Drops Sharply for
Least Educated Whites
Finally, a reason for GOP to support education. |
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Unusually High Levels of Arsenic
Detected in Rice
Unless you're one of the three to four billion
people who subsist on a diet of almost nothing
but rice, you have little to worry about. |
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