| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Promised Solar
Panels Still Not on Roof of White House
Spokesman says man from Solyndra due any day now. |
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Scrabble Championship
Marred by Cheating Scandal
Future tournaments will conduct routine
cavity searches. |
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| LEXICOLOGY |
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“Man Cave”, “Sexting”,
“F-Bomb” Added to Dictionary
“Den”, “flirting”, “fuck” dropped. |
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| FACTOID |
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Ninety Guns for Every
One Hundred Americans
Other ten waiting for UPS guy. |
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| SPORTS |
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Ad Campaign for NFL
Apparel Features Condoleezza Rice in Browns
Jersey
Not shown: Dick Cheney in his Raiders helmet. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Many states have
enacted restrictive voter ID laws to prevent voter impersonation.
They are expected to disenfranchise tens of thousands of voters,
mostly old, young, poor and people of color. How many cases
of voter impersonation have actually occurred in all elections
since 2000? |
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A ) |
250,000. |
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B ) |
100,000. |
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C ) |
75,000. |
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D ) |
10. |
| Hint: You can begin
counting on your left hand. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Report: Last Year
Hottest Year on Record
But we're on track to break it in 2012, God willing. |
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