| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 A Lamborghini-
Designed Gold-
Plated Phone!
Get ready for the Romney administration, because
conspicuous consumption is back! Won't the homeys
on the F train be impressed by this extraordinary
example of over-the-top form over function. And
they'll find it's got the latest Android software inside
when they use it to alert friends of their daring heist.
$2300, at Moe's Pawn Shop. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Romney Pushes for More
School Choice
For example, he'd have gone to Choate, but
daddy insisted on Cranbrook. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: Stricter Steroid Testing
Linked to Rash of No-Hitters,
Perfect Games
And fewer arguments. |
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 World Boxing
Organization to Review Decision in Pacquiao-Bradley
Title Bout
Despite fact Bradley was knocked cold in third
round and carried out of ring on stretcher,
he won split decision. |
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| What is the meaning of habeas corpus? |
| A ) | The right
granted in Article One of the U.S. Constitution to be
brought before a judge and informed of the charges
against you, what evidence the state has to imprison
you, and the right to be released from custody if the
state cannot show sufficient evidence. |
| B ) | The right
of your family to have your corpse returned to them
after the state has killed you. |
| C ) | A bunch of
Latin words that nobody knows what they mean,
including the Supreme Court, as currently composed. |
| Hint: It’s been a long time since
Latin was a required subject, especially in Law School. |
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| RELIGION |
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Catholic Bishops Meet in Atlanta
To Oppose Contraception
And have a good time. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Euro
2012 Begins
Shown: Poland vs. Russia. |
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