| BUSINESS |
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 Rush
Limbaugh Selling Own Brand of Tea
Those who tried it dumped it into
Boston Harbor. |
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Hiring Up Slightly in December
Due to higher than expected number of department store Santas. |
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Romney Touts His Economic Plan to
Create Jobs
Calls for fewer regulations so that companies can
merge and lay off workers. |
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| ADVERTISING |
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Kids Clothing Ad Unintentionally
Features Naked Man in Background |
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Same kids also appear unintentionally in
background of gay men's cruise ad. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Mental Decline Can Begin
As Early as 45
From watching too much “Spongebob.” |
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California Cuts $100 Million
for Workers Providing In-Home
Care for Sick, Elderly
Many of them too sick, too elderly to vote
in next election. |
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Study: Only One in Seven
Hospital Errors Reported
Conclusion: bright future for liability lawyers. |
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| SCIENCE |
 Scientists:
Average Weight, Height of
Babies Increasing at Alarming Rate
As predicted in Mayan Calendar. |
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Men More Likely to Enjoy Giving Oral
Sex Than Women
According to congressional study. |
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