| PEOPLE |
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Murdoch Not
Involved in Hacking
Scandal, Which Never Happened
According to Fox News. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Schwarzenegger to Make Movie
Return in Western
As usual, he'll play himself. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Republicans Urged to Approve
Increase in U.S. Debt Limit by IMF
In leftist plot to seize control of
everything on behalf of proletariat. |
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Major Grocery Chain
Dumps Self-Checkout
Computers for Humans
Computers can't put their thumb on the
scale. |
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 AT&T's
Merger With T-Mobile Challenged
Critics claim it would become
unwieldy as AT&T&T. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Big Pharma Using Russia,
China,
Uganda, Brazil, Poland, Romania
For Clinical Trials
If enough foreigners drop dead, drugs
won’t be marketed to Americans. |
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New Study: Common Cold Less
Severe if You Think You've Taken
Something for It
Price of placebos skyrockets. |
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Mouse Study: Mystery
Ingredient in Coffee Protects Against
Alzheimer’s
Ask a veterinarian if coffee is right for
you. |
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 FDA:
Marijuana Has No Proven
Medicinal Benefits
Makes one wonder what
they're smokin'. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Loss of Big Predators
Disrupts Earth's Ecosystem
Remember that next time you're lounging
on your bearskin rug, slurping shark's
fin soup. |
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