| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 “Spider-Man”
Ascends World's Tallest
Building
Yet another delay for
troubled musical. |
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Study: Kids Who Attend Church
Regularly More Prone to Adult Obesity
Concludes: chubbiness is next to
Godliness. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Wireless Companies Track Your
Every Move
Hand over data to government if you
change providers. |
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For $1000, New Website Lets
Celebrities Refute Lies Said
About Them
For $2000, they can spread new ones. |
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| FEATURE |
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| We're in Libya: |
| A ) | because
we want to prevent a humanitarian disaster. |
| B ) | because
we have this complex, nuanced military intervention
checklist. |
| C ) | because
Ivory Coast, Sudan, Bahrain and Yemen are too far away. |
| D ) | because
Libya supplies 2% of our oil. |
| Hint: pull over and think about it. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 $8 Million
iPad Debuts
Aimed at billionaires who
don't miss Adobe's Flash. |
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