PEOPLE |
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Rutgers
Pays Snooki $32,000, Toni
Morrison $30,000
Offered Nobel Laureate more, if
she'd appear with The Situation. |
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MEDIA |
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Donald Trump Gets His Own
Weekly Fox News Segment
Billionaire on the Street to
feature interviews with regular
billionaires like himself. |
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BUSINESS |
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Transocean Execs Responsible for
Gulf Oil Spill Receive Big Bonuses
For hiring smart lawyers. |
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Toy Maker Raises Ruckus
With Breast Milk Baby
Decides to delay release of My
First Delivery and C-Section Sally. |
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SCIENCE |
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Study: Being Dumped Hurts
Dumping somebody creates pleasant, happy
feeling. |
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Lost City of Atlantis
Discovered
Unfortunately, discoverers now lost. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Rule Exempts Movie Theaters
From Posting Calorie Counts for Popcorn
Will instead issue popcorn ratings: G for
children and adults without a heart
condition; PG-13 for teenagers and those
with low blood pressure; R for adults
accompanied by a physician or nurse. |
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CORRECTION |
A recent account of climate
change skeptics testifying before Congress
misidentified the panel as the House Science,
Space and Stupidity Committee. In fact it
was the House Science, Space and Ignorance
Committee. We regret the error. |
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