MISCELLANEOUS |
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Rumor:
Fox News Upset With Glenn Beck
Network fears he's promoting
himself, not Fox's fair and
balanced agenda. |
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FACTOID |
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Only 52% of Americans Say
They're Married
In an informal survey at a local tavern. |
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TRAVEL |
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Las Vegas Hotel Death
Ray Reflects Sun from Windows onto
Guests at Pool
General Manager Darth Vader says news reports
ludicrously overstate actual power
of Death Ray. |
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SPORTS |
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Study: Humans Approaching
Their Peak Athletic Performance
Until then, expect ticket prices to keep
going up. |
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FEATURE |
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The Navys new
Virginia Class Nuclear
Submarines come with a
super-stealth outer
coating which makes them
run quieter, absorbing
sonar impulses.
Whats wrong with
this coating? |
A ) | Its
very expensive. |
B ) | Its
difficult to apply. |
C ) | It falls
apart underwater. |
Hint: But it
works great in dry dock. |
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RELIGION |
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Druidism
Recognized as Religion in UK
Druids can no longer be penalized
for leaving work early on
solstices. |
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