| PEOPLE |
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 Snooki's
First Novel Due in January
Rumors it's an 800-page roman à
clef set in 19th Century Russia
have been quashed. |
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 Rahm
Emanuel Resigns as White House Chief
of Staff
To spend more time with his piranhas. |
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| MEDIA |
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News Corp Gives Another $1
Million to Conservative Groups
Fears loudest voices not being heard. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Income Gap Widest on Record
95% of nation's wealth in hands of six
people. |
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 Fisher-Price
Recalls Millions of Tricycles
After reports of sudden
acceleration |
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| SCIENCE |
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14-Year-Old Stonehenge
Skeleton Came from Mediterranean
Dragged on family vacation by parents in
1550 B.C., teenager was bored to death. |
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A Third of Extinct Mammals
May Still Be Alive
They're just hiding. |
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 Nearby
Habitable Planet
Discovered
Planet Gliese 581g has
water, plants, trees,
good roads, schools and
socialized medicine. |
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New Analysis of Mummy Proves St. Rose
Died of Heart Attack in 1252
Providing closure for her family. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week
we reported that the U.S. State
Dept. planned to apologize to
Guatemala for "accidentally
infecting hundreds of people with
gonorrhea and syphilis"
sixty years ago. It should have
read "intentionally
infecting hundreds of people with
gonorrhea and syphilis." We
apologize. |
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