| PEOPLE |
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Bristol Palin
Ridicules Levi Johnston's
Campaign for Mayor of
Wasilla
Later reveals their
engagement's back on. |
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Newt Gingrich's Second Wife
Gives Scathing Interview to Esquire
Note: she's the one who married him while
his first wife was dying of cancer. |
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| MEDIA |
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Over-40 Actresses Dominate
September Magazine Covers
According to Airbrush Week. |
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| BUSINESS |
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For First Time in 18 Months
Productivity Falls
Except in sweatshops. |
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GM Happily Announces
Profit of $1.3 Billion
Credits closing 1000 dealerships, firing
300,000 workers, heavy borrowing. |
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 Treasury
Reissues $100,000 Bills
Hopes it stimulates spending. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Firstborns Smarter
Also more inclined to publish studies on
sibling intelligence. |
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Ancestors Used Tools to
Eat Meat One Million
Years Earlier Than Thought
Two million years before sandwiches. |
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 F.D.A.
Approves 5-Day Emergency
Contraceptive
For those 4-day holiday
weekends. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study Says Arguments Good for
Health
Study's authors no longer speaking, but they
feel fine. |
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Report: Food Dyes, Used in
Virtually Every Food Product, Cause Cancer
Consumers urged to avoid all food
products until further notice. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week
we reported that former President
George W. Bush was contrite and
apologetic for his actions of
several years ago. We meant
former USC football player Reggie
Bush. We regret the error. |
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