| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Few Injuries
at Running of the Bulls
Many hurt at running of
the bears (not shown). |
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Experts: Video Games, TV Cause
Attention Problems for Children
They're less able to concentrate on ads
for upcoming TV shows, video games. |
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Study: We Read on Paper
Faster Than on Computer Screen
We read on stone tablets faster than on
paper. |
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| POLITICS |
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Analysis: Success of Local
Football
Teams in Last Two Weeks Before
an Election Helps Incumbents
More important to voters’
sense of well-being than economy, war,
life, death. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Vocabulary
Builders |
| Victory n.
hanging around until nobody is paying
attention anymore and you
can go home. |
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| SPECIAL FEATURE |
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| I know people have been
calling me “the
GOP's Joe Biden” for
saying, among other
things, that Afghanistan
is “Obama's
War,” but really, I
don't care. |
| You see, as the first
black chairman of the
Republican Party since it
evolved from its
Abolitionist roots, they
can't get rid of me. How
would it look? You
finally elevate a person
of color to your highest
post and then chop him
down unceremoniously? The
party of Lincoln? Won't
happen. Case closed. |
| See you at the 2012
convention! |
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| SPORTS |
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Gambling Scandal Threatens Japanese
Sumo Tournament
Say it ain’t so, Hideo. |
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