MISCELLANEOUS |
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National
Zoo's Panda Sent to China
to Be Bred
And reeducated. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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Mussolini iPhone App a Hit in
Italy
Tells you when trains running on time. |
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FACTOID |
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Average American Male Has
Gained 17 Pounds Since 1988
But it's all muscle. |
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SPORTS |
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NCAA
Uncovers More Recruiting
Violations
Coach Mike Stretch
McNulty (left) of South Virginia
State accused of illegal payments
to 18-year-old phenom Yang Tao
(right). |
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FEATURE |
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Sen. Saxby Chambliss
(R-GA) opposes repealing
Don't Ask, Don't
Tell because: |
A ) | it would lead
to alcohol use. |
B ) | it would lead
to adultery. |
C ) | it would lead
to fraternization. |
D ) | it would lead
to body art. |
E ) | all of the
above. |
Hint: If you
spot a drunk tattooed
homosexual soldier having
sex with Gen. McChrystal's wife, don't
blame Saxby Chambliss. |
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CONSUMER NEWS |
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Amish Recall
43,000 Buggies
Following reports of
sudden acceleration. |
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