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PEOPLE
Elderly Billionaire Pays Lindsay Lohan $150,000 to Attend Ball With Him
She pays look-alike (right) $15,000 to go in her place.
 
MEDIA
Poll: Fox Most Trusted Name in News
Glenn Beck most trusted man in America.
 
BUSINESS
FDA: Nestlé Made Misleading
Claims About Benefits of “Juicy
Juice Brain Development Fruit
Juice Beverage”

Like “instant IQ boost of at least 50 points.”
Billionaire Richard Branson Unveils Commercial Submarine
Seats one man, two women.
SCIENCE
Team of British Scientists Determine G-Spot Doesn’t Exist
After years of exhaustive research.
 
NASA, GM Combine to Create Advanced Robots
They can fill up your tank and check under the hood.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Alcohol Protects Spanish Men
Against Heart Attack, But Not
Spanish Women

Exactly what Spanish men have been trying to explain to their wives for centuries.
Couples Who Say “We” Fare
Better in Fights
Able to reach more equitable divorce settlement.
Cellphones May Reverse Alzheimer’s
If only grandma could use one.

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