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Pee Wee
Herman Returns After Long
Hiatus
He's nine now, in dog
years. |
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Michael Moore's Indictment of
Capitalism Opens Strong
Director “having second
thoughts” after seeing weekend box
office receipts. |
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| MEDIA |
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Google to Print Digital Books
as Paperbacks
Part of company's secretive Regressive
Technology unit. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Honda
Shows Off “Personal
Mobility” Vehicle
For short trips where a pogo
stick won't do. |
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Most Consumers Say Financial
Meltdown Permanently Changed Spending
Habits
Until they can get next credit card. |
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Banks Battle Regulation
As Stifling “Innovation”
Like packaging bad debts into highly
leveraged derivatives and selling them
off for non-existent profits. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Good News: Probes Confirm
Water's Presence on Moon
Better news: we may not have to recycle
our urine after all! |
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Scientist Predicts Immortality
Possible Within 20 Years
But you won't be able to afford it. |
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 School
Drinking Water Contains
Toxins
Students advised to drink
soda. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Uninsured 40% More Likely to
Die
“More likely to die” now
considered pre-existing condition. |
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Parents Urged to Let Kids
Walk to School
After checking sex offender database. |
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FDA Bans Sales of
Candy-Flavored Cigarettes
Lifts ban on sales of tobacco-flavored
candy. |
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Those Who Suffer Brain
Injury in Crash More Likely
To Survive If Drinking
And not be so upset by crash. |
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