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 Clear
Away the Clutter With The Amish
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local Amish craftsmen, this is
the only TV remote you'll ever
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attention to detail, Amish
technicians have lovingly
included the codes for every make
and model, so you can throw away
all those other remotes and live
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 Read
All About It – On Paper!
Can you believe it? Somebody got
the crazy idea that news mavens
who already visit dozens of
colorful news sites all day for
free would pay to own a printed
black-and-white
"newspaper" to carry
around with them. Well, who
knows? If they can sell
Amish-made electric fireplaces,
they can sell anything.
$.50-$1.00, at select locations. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Study: Consumers of
Pornography Tend to Be Conservative,
Religious
And pillars of the community. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What’s the best
advice for average
Americans in the economic
crisis? |
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A ) |
Hunker down |
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B ) |
Circle the
wagons |
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C ) |
Add water to
the soup |
| Hint: You
got soup? You’re in
pretty good shape. |
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| RELIGION |
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Dobson Stepping Down as
Head
of Focus on the Family
To spend more time focusing on his
family. |
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Holocaust-Denying Bishop
Apologizes for Comments
“My bad,” he says. |
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| ART |
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Baghdad
Museum Reopens
“In the Shoes of
Nebuchadnezzar”
runs through August,
2010. |
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