| PEOPLE |
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Bushes Move
to New Home in Dallas
Put up signs to keep
reporters away. |
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Gandhi's Great-Grandson Hopes
to Buy Back Great-Grandfather's Personal
Effects
To decorate his new Gandhi-themed
restaurant. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Retail Sales Picking Up
For security blankets, teddy bears, worry
beads. |
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Your 401K: Worthless, Your
Bank: a Zombie, Your Pension Fund:
Insolvent
Your credit card company: bailed out,
healthy, charging 29% interest, late
fees. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Like Great Depression, Nation
Turns to Movies
That's where comparison ends. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Fish Fossils Indicate Sex 30
Million Years Older Than We Thought
So your parents may have had it after
all. |
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There Could Be 100 Billion
Earth-Like Planets in Milky Way
All of them in debt. |
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 1.5-Million-
Year-Old Footprint Shows
Early Humans Walked Like
Us
Nearby shoeprint (not
shown) indicates further
similarities. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study Links Degrading Rap
Lyrics, Teen Sex
Finally providing answer to age-old
question of why teenagers have sex. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week, in quoting
Defense Secretary Gates comparing his new
boss to his old one, we mistakenly replaced
his characterization of Obama as “more
analytical” than Bush with the phrase
“way smarter.” We regret the error. |
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