MISCELLANEOUS |
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Postal Service Announces Set of
TV-Themed Stamps for 2009 |
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Note: collecting stamps and
watching TV are hobbies enjoyed
by Americans of an earlier era. |
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English to Reach 1 Million
Words by April
Predicted one millionth word:
millionomania, n. the state of being
obsessed with the one millionth of
anything. |
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SPORTS |
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NFL: Eighteen Coaches Fired
Other twelve reach playoffs. |
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Hot Stove League: Only Journeymen,
Wack Jobs Still Available
Bench-sitters, head cases already signed. |
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World Chess Championship Begins
Shown: live webcam coverage of match. |
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FEATURE |
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Obama takes office
facing: |
A ) | two wars,
economic meltdown. |
B ) | three wars
counting Gaza, economic
collapse. |
C ) | four wars
counting Pakistan, economic Armageddon. |
Hint: is
that a cloud, or a
seven-headed fire
breathing dragon
descending from the sky? |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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New iPhone App Makes
Fake Calls to You
Another app answers fake calls. |
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NEW PRODUCTS |
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WinePod, World's
First Home Winery Hits Stores
Not shown: MoonShinePod, world's first
home distillery. |
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