MISCELLANEOUS |
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Global
Recession Hits UK Hard
Shown: Queen Elizabeth
wearing her new
rhinestone crown. |
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More Couples Staying Together
Due to Poor Economy
Same true for threesomes. |
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SPORTS |
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NFL Broadcasts Game in 3-D
Viewers particularly enjoy Viagra
commercials. |
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New Test Predicts Child's
Athletic Potential
Parents can then borrow against projected
future earnings. |
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KIDZ KORNER |
Write
Your Own News Story
(Just Fill in the Blanks)
Another ___ bodies were
discovered in ______,
Mexico, their severed
____s nearby. Added to
the ___ bodies found the
day before in nearby
____, it brings the total
in the spiraling drug
violence to ____ for the
year to date. Meanwhile,
in Washington, officials
insisted that great
progress in the war on
drugs is being made. |
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FEATURE |
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Speaking of his Mideast
policies on Friday,
President Bush said that
his administration had
been ambitious in
vision, bold in action
and firm in
purpose. He
delivered these remarks |
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A ) |
in the Oval
Office. |
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B ) |
on the South
Lawn of the White House. |
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C ) |
on Mars. |
Hint: you
dont have to say
where on Mars. |
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EDUCATION |
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NY Times: College May Become
Unaffordable for Most in U.S.
NY Times already unaffordable for most in U.S. |
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RELIGION |
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Venus, Jupiter, Moon Form
Smiley Face in Night Sky
Last Days start on cheerful note. |
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